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    小白兔

    小白兔1
     
    第一天,小白兔去河边钓鱼,什么也没钓到,回家了。
    第二天,小白兔又去河边钓鱼,还是什么也没钓到,回家了。
    第三天,小白兔刚到河边,一条大鱼从河里跳出来,冲着小白兔大叫:
    你他妈的要是再敢用胡箩卜当鱼饵,我就扁死你!
     
    小白兔2
     
    一天一只小白兔来到一家商店问老板:“老板,有胡萝卜吗?”
    老板摇摇头:“没有。”
    小白兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
    第二天小白兔又来到这家商店问:“老板,有胡萝卜吗?”
    老板生气的摇摇头:“没有。”
    小白兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
    第三天小白兔又来到这家商店问:“老板,有胡萝卜吗?”
    老板愤怒的大喊:“没有没有!再问我就用钳子把你的牙齿拔掉!”
    小白兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
    第四天小白兔又来到这家商店,怯生生的问:“老板,有钳子吗?”
    老板说:“没有。”
    小白兔于是问:“有胡萝卜吗?”
     
    小黑兔
     
    不知道过了多少天,一只小黑兔来到这家商店问老板:“老板,有胡萝卜吗?”
    老板生气的摇摇头:“没有。”
    小黑兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
    第二天小黑兔又来到这家商店问:“老板,有胡萝卜吗?”
    老板非常生气:“没有没有!再问我就用钳子把你的牙齿拔掉!”
    小黑兔听完就“嗖”的跑了。
    第三天小黑兔又来到这家商店,怯生生的问:“老板,有钳子吗?”
    老板生气的说:“没有。”
    小黑兔于是问:“有胡萝卜吗?”
    老板愤怒了,捉住小黑兔,拿出一把小锤子,把小黑兔的牙齿敲掉了。
    第四天小黑兔又来到这家商店,含糊不清的问:“老板,有胡萝卜汁吗?”

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